JayMark

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  JayMark

• 13 minutes ago

Moo Principle #534 - Dear question marks pretending to be human. Why are you always interogating everyone? Is it your nature to question reality? Can you not just enjoy life and eat grass? Why did you put a worm in my brain? It really hurt. Why do question marks want to be praised all the time, and then decide they don't want to be praised? Please make up your mind dear question mark pretending to be human.

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  Envylope

• 43 minutes ago

I can finally look at you and not want to click away.

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  JayMark

• 49 minutes ago

Moo principle #533 - Dear amazing author, You are the bomb. Your stories changed my life. I laughed, I cried, I jumped for joy. I want to lick you, but not in a gross way. We should meet up for coffee and make-out. Your skin is so smooth and soft. Can I touch your skin? You liked that didn't you? Now get in this pit I dug in my basement, dear amazing author.

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  JayMark

• Today at 1:59 AM

Moo Principle #532 - Your story uses words. You know what else uses words? AI USES WORDS! Your story has punctuation, you know what else uses punctuation?

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  SirContro

• Today at 12:07 AM

Sometimes I confuse your PFP with a demented cat girl from hell.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 11:37 PM

Moo Principle # 531 - When I'm outlining and drafting I feel like an author. When I'm editing I feel like a reader who is also polishing the story with allowances to go back into author mode to make adjustments as needed. When I'm proof reading I feel like a picky reader intensely searching for typos and trying to maximize power per word.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 1:51 PM

@pangmida

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 9:36 AM

Moo Principle # 530 - Hot Moo Take: I would not be surprised if major publishing powers become involved in flooding the indie space with LLM novels in order to kill it.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 4:56 AM

Moo Principle # 529 - Urinal cakes are not actually cake.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 3:35 AM

Moo Principle # 528 - I've come down with a bad case of Ugly Cat Girl Flu. I can't shape shift and am stuck in the form of an ugly cat girl.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 12:14 AM

Moo Principle # 527 - You literally can't make this shit up. You don't hate steak enough.

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 11:38 PM

Moo Principle # 526 - I've been replying to a lot of comments recently by going to youtube and copying the clickbait video title. It's fun. I might try a randomizer.

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 4:30 PM

Moo Principle # 526 - AnonUnlimited should marry a catgirl, but an ugly one. Alski said they exist.

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 3:06 PM

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 10:49 AM

Moo Principle # 525 - A question mark marks a sentence as interogative. It is needed at the end of the sentence that is a question. It can also make a statement a question. Example: Yes. ------ Yes?

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 5:13 AM

Moo Principle # 524 - I have too many angry reacts. How can I change my ways and become a better bull? I'm sorry for being a jerk. It's my fault.

But I love ya'll an I just an innocent bull don't know no better. You should be nicer to me.

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  Envylope

• Wednesday at 3:58 AM

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 3:55 AM

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 3:50 AM

One Moo Novel Idea # 04? - I Clicked A Video Titled 'It's Over' And It Actually Was!

(It's been a while since I did one of these, have to search for the last to number it.)

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  ElijahRyne

• Wednesday at 2:59 AM