Whenever I have days off, I sleep 11 hours.
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Opened a fortune cookie and got 5 fortunes. What the fuck
I got logged for some fucking reason? Sus as hell
This wasn’t 237 grapes, I was scammed
After reading something cursed on the forums, I understand why people make contracts with the devil to destroy their enemies
It would be like so cursed but like “my dad was a professional misogynist” man and like the world’s strongest like lesbian who is like a yuri dictator would be a good team up and beat the shit out of 99% of the verse.
Sometimes I’m like a cold hearted unfuckabke chud and sometimes I wanna be leashed up like a dog
people born into wealth / fame who supposedly become ”authors” usually set up a sinecure system where they hire some ghost writers and take the public prize. In reality these people are illiterate and cant write a paragraph. But these jobs these people give off are good Paying so ehh
Apparently the ghost of king Von went to like some Chinese girl to ask her to continue his legacy. And something like that might happen to me but it’s like Epstein’s ghost.
Saw this image and my friend said that she could do that. Wife material right there for the flexibility, but I got curious. Could I do it myself?
if you stop hearing from me for a day or longer, it’s because I broke my back
The fight against the Moshiach will be wild.
I’m afraid of my friend. She put matcha powder on pumpkin pie. Then poured water over it bc it’s dry, then like squished it across it to flavor it. And then they drank some like super fucking blue water
Gooning in agartha
My friend told me to grind WuWa for him but…
As a writer, you can do nothing all day but get 10k words out a day. It’s called lying
I remember doing the meme of can you PayPal me 30k to my rich friends, and someone said yes. I’m yet to get my money yet…
Can I win a fight against a homeless person using 2 paper towels? Yeah I can, by kicking them in the jaw. Its called bait
*pats Mr. Cruz*
I named one of my characters KK and dictation spells it as KKK….
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