Found an old draft of a slice of life romcom story I wrote for fun in 2020. It's honestly just one big sh##post with a lot of deadpan humor, lots of cringe, but it's entertaining to me lol. I only wrote 3 chapters though. Don't think it'll garner any attention on SH, which favors fantasy stories, but maybe I'll revise it and upload it one day. Like a fun side project that needs little to no effort to write.
“I shall relax with my cheesy dramas and snacks.”
“Nooo, come outside for once!”
“I’d rather die.”
“I thought you said you weren’t interested!”
“I’m not interested in his person, I’m only interested in his body.”
“So shallow.” She pauses. “I mean...me, too.”
“I will sell you on Craigslist,” I threaten with a flat tone before ending our call, ignoring whatever gibberish she’s rambling.

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