So I’ve been falsely accused of being the father of a brain worm. There is no DNA evidence, and the cow involved is delusional, and now raising the worm as if it were some sort of baby when it is just a parasite.
As such, instigators involved have tried to pin this label of “deadbeat” on me which is harmful to my good reputation and work, as such, I wish to sue for libel. And would like a conservatorship trial for public guardian for the cow.