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Agentt
Agentt
A person's pet crocodile escapes and eats someone's table. Should this be treated as an accident or should the guy with crocodile he charged for it?
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
who am I defending for? who's my client? How much are they paying
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Agentt
Agentt
The crocodile owner. And...idk how much you are getting paid...a lot?
AnonUnlimited
AnonUnlimited
Help me sue, I’ll pay a lot.
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
sure! Tell me the case details!!!
Conqueror_Quack
Conqueror_Quack
Is it possible for you to poorly help anon sue if you were bribed?
AnonUnlimited
AnonUnlimited
So I’ve been falsely accused of being the father of a brain worm. There is no DNA evidence, and the cow involved is delusional, and now raising the worm as if it were some sort of baby when it is just a parasite.
AnonUnlimited
AnonUnlimited
The cow needs help, not to have others try and force me to live in that delusional reality.
AnonUnlimited
AnonUnlimited
As such, instigators involved have tried to pin this label of “deadbeat” on me which is harmful to my good reputation and work, as such, I wish to sue for libel. And would like a conservatorship trial for public guardian for the cow.
Conqueror_Quack
Conqueror_Quack
I'll give you two peanuts if you need this case up for him in trial.
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
I don't like peanuts though
Conqueror_Quack
Conqueror_Quack
Lace em with laxatives and hide it where your snacks are, your thieving sister will find a surprise.
sleepandeatallday
sleepandeatallday
my sis don't like peanuts too...
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