Moo Principle # 477 - Deadbeat fathers are the worst.
JayMark
It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Moo Principle # 476 - "Lets not let the "purge" distract us from whats really important on this forum."
Quotes - Tabula Rosa
Moo Principle # 475 - The Four horsemen of the ScribbleHub Indie Writer Apocalypse; LLM, the rider of the white horse known as Lazy Salvation and Easy Money; Smut, the rider of the red horse whose name is empty Horniness; Fanfiction, the rider of the gray horse whose name is Intelectual Famine, and finally Translations, the rider of the Black Horse whose name is Death.
Moo Principle 474 - I'm now writing Harry Slaughter. It's Harry Potter almost word for word, but I changed his last name and made the wands guns that shoot magic instead of casting it. I spent an hour making a few extra scenes with AI, so this is my original fan fiction now.
Moo Principle # 473 - Something has the barely active bot and alt accounts riled today. Not sure what it is, but they be riled.
Moo Principle # 472 - Maybe try reading an original work of indie fiction written by a human? You might find something good.
Moo Principle # 471 - I need three sheets of corrugated cardboard, a #3 pencil, and a jumbo sized can of silly string. No questions.
Moo Principle # 470 - Do not eat questionable worms from a question mark. If you see any delicious looking eggs lying around the forum, DO NOT EAT THEM!
I just wanted to reach out to make sure you're doing well as a new... mother? Father? Parental unit? Anyway, I recently came across a magazine that says it can help your brain grow, so I thought you may need it to help with losing a significant portion of yours to create the progeny.
Hey Jay, your cows are acting up aga-
*Looks at pfp*
Holy gonkers badonker robalobahonkers...
Will.
Moo Principle # 469 - Protect our DeMOOcracy, for the sake of our children.
Moo Principle # 468 - It's important to identify the father so I know where my child support will come from.
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So the milkers are finally back
Moo Principle # 467 - I have to put the unnamed baby to bed. Good night ya'll. I'll be consulting my lawyer about my rights and possible malicious ephinephrine exposure.
Moo Principle # 466 - Honey, papa just went out to get some milk and cigarettes. He'll be back soon. No need to worry. There there.
Moo Principle # 465 - He has your bald smooth head and eyes. No one is fooled by your hair transplant. -
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