Moo Principle # 470 - Do not eat questionable worms from a question mark. If you see any delicious looking eggs lying around the forum, DO NOT EAT THEM!
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I just wanted to reach out to make sure you're doing well as a new... mother? Father? Parental unit? Anyway, I recently came across a magazine that says it can help your brain grow, so I thought you may need it to help with losing a significant portion of yours to create the progeny.
Hey Jay, your cows are acting up aga-
*Looks at pfp*
Holy gonkers badonker robalobahonkers...
Will.
Moo Principle # 469 - Protect our DeMOOcracy, for the sake of our children.
Moo Principle # 468 - It's important to identify the father so I know where my child support will come from.
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So the milkers are finally back
Moo Principle # 467 - I have to put the unnamed baby to bed. Good night ya'll. I'll be consulting my lawyer about my rights and possible malicious ephinephrine exposure.
Moo Principle # 466 - Honey, papa just went out to get some milk and cigarettes. He'll be back soon. No need to worry. There there.
Moo Principle # 465 - He has your bald smooth head and eyes. No one is fooled by your hair transplant.
Moo Principle # 464 - Take Responsibility.
Moo Principle # 463 - Everyone, I have a glorious anouncement. AnonUnlimited and I have just bought a new life into the world. We have a beautiful baby boy together. We're still deciding what to name him. Isn't he beautiful?
Moo Principle # 462 - I could go for a latte.
Moo Principle # 461 - I miss Redmuffin.
Moo Principle # 460 - Try to keep up lad.
Moo Principle # 459 - This kids coming out of human school can't tell a shape shifting eldritch bull from an ordinary cow or a cat from a human or a glorslorp from a glorbdorp. What are they even teaching the mini humans for like the first thirty years of their life? They're going into 100k worth of debt for this?
Imagine living next door to Eldoria and punting me in to your own yard.
Moo Principle # 458 - Stein's Gate is a great anime. One of the greatest of all time. -
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