Moo Principle # 470 - Do not eat questionable worms from a question mark. If you see any delicious looking eggs lying around the forum, DO NOT EAT THEM!
I just wanted to reach out to make sure you're doing well as a new... mother? Father? Parental unit? Anyway, I recently came across a magazine that says it can help your brain grow, so I thought you may need it to help with losing a significant portion of yours to create the progeny.
Moo Principle # 467 - I have to put the unnamed baby to bed. Good night ya'll. I'll be consulting my lawyer about my rights and possible malicious ephinephrine exposure.
Moo Principle # 463 - Everyone, I have a glorious anouncement. AnonUnlimited and I have just bought a new life into the world. We have a beautiful baby boy together. We're still deciding what to name him. Isn't he beautiful?
Moo Principle # 459 - This kids coming out of human school can't tell a shape shifting eldritch bull from an ordinary cow or a cat from a human or a glorslorp from a glorbdorp. What are they even teaching the mini humans for like the first thirty years of their life? They're going into 100k worth of debt for this?

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