Balls so big, the jester couldn't juggle them. They bounce and roll leaving chaos in their wake. Too big for the circus, too wild for the stage.
I don't know why but I started reading that first sentence to the tune of that song by Jay Z and Kanye West, you know the one
I don't like sports either, but this is a retarded take. Anything can be boiled down to such simple things. Writing is just people pressing keys on a keyboard.