Moo Principle # 459 - This kids coming out of human school can't tell a shape shifting eldritch bull from an ordinary cow or a cat from a human or a glorslorp from a glorbdorp. What are they even teaching the mini humans for like the first thirty years of their life? They're going into 100k worth of debt for this?
Moo Principle # 457 - Pangmida is not a futa. I won't allow it. In fact, I forbid it.
Why are you staring at me like that AnonUnlimited? Why are you in my barn? What's with that big toothy grin? Where are your pants? Why do you have a frying pan!? STAY BACK! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Moo Principle # 456 - I can see it now. The brain worm takes final form. I am becoming an ALT of AnonUnlimited like the others. The forum belongs to AnonUnlimited. You'll all succumb.
Moo Principle # 455 - When your mind makes you think, that eveythings bad. Try not to worry. You are completely insane. Just remember, there's a worm in your brain. Yes we all have a worm in our brain.
Moo Principle # 454 - If you happen to have a dream about a cow singing any national anthem while using its udders as bagpipes. The meaning is that I'm coming for revenge on your soul.
Moo Principle # 452 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! MOOOOOOOOO!


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