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Agentt
Napelynn
Not really, no. What’s wrong with Canada?
Agentt
Canada is cursed with eternal winters. The only hope is to treat everyone politely so that God can pull them out of misery
Napelynn
Sorry
Agentt
Oh, you are already infected then
Napelynn
Do you know Canada’s apology act?
Agentt
Well, while we are at it.
Agentt
Oi mate, been running a bit low on those green chips lately, could ya give me some?
Napelynn
Canada’s apology act basically makes it so that apologies in court are officially recognized as people expressing sympathy and not people admitting that they are guilty
Agentt
Yeah, you know that reminds me if how scary America can be
Agentt
Imagine being a polite person and having that held against you in court
Agentt
Just googled, yep, India has that too. Till the time an apology is used as an device to escape, it cannot be held against you
Agentt
BUT WHY ARE YOU IN CANADA?!
Napelynn
Hey! Have you heard of maple syrup?
High-in-the-skys
Huh... it sounds polite...
Agentt
Maple syrup? You mean when you take a leaf off the ground and let it rot in a dark corner of your house?
Napelynn
Yes, exactly!
Agentt
You could've just asked your mom to buy some than..you know, leave your house
Napelynn
Hey! Have you heard of winter?
Agentt
You mean the time when I don't take a bath or brush my teeth?