You'd have to learn about the boxer girlfriend who shaved her beard and left her boyfriend to become fat first.
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Doctah_Quack
pangmida
I… see? Tell me more, if you will?
JayMark
The duck misremembered the story.
It's "My Boxer Girlfriend Didn't Shave And Got Pregnant"
It's "My Boxer Girlfriend Didn't Shave And Got Pregnant"
JayMark
Only to be found in last to comment wins thread.
Doctah_Quack
Meh, semantics
pangmida
Your very first profile post says “Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.” What does it mean. WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
JayMark
It's my name.
pangmida
But then what is JayMark 
JayMark
That doesn't mean anything.
Doctah_Quack
The jay Is an appropriation of g he changed to blend in with the average scribble hub forum user
JayMark
No.
JayMark
Try the beef ear pie.