The joke is that I'm speaking in Jay's current language—goat.
Also I got a lil surgery for my toe. That's fine and all. What's not fine is the $400 cost.
Please tell me it was better than the surgery I had on my big toe back in school; had an infected nail that needed half of it removed and I was awake, and I was not given anything for the painful removal. Just told to soak my foot in a bowl of peroxide. Gotta love the 90s.
It... it's better. I just had a small strip of it removed and got ample anesthesia. Now I just have a big ol' bulb of bandages on my big toe. I drew a smiley face on it. :3