Hans.Trondheim

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 22, 2026

So freaking tired from yesterday's miscalculation on my school's part that I can't even properly lift my legs.

And to think, once I died from what they did, they'll just replace me after a day or two. (What if)

Even if I think I did this for my students, I also have a life to live.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 21, 2026

Sorry for the rant, but fucking Department of Education Philippines gonna kill their teachers slowly with how impossible their orders, and how enabling my fellow teachers are.

The entire Philippine government should fucking go to hell.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 20, 2026

ALL COMMISSIONS SINCE OCTOBER 2025 DONE AND DONE! THANK YOU FOR THE TRUST!

Will take a breather for now because it's the Philippine Education's 'Hell Week' aka 'Quarterly Grading (3rd).

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 19, 2026

Having early morning walks and coffee are the best.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 19, 2026

Just wanna share that @RepresentingPride 's book came out fresh off the book printer, and my illustrations are in it ?????

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 19, 2026

NGL, I love drawing and coloring beastgirls...they're so cute.

My only difficulty is in coloring the fur coz of the hair.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 19, 2026

Also, I'm mulling resigning from work and focusiing on business and commish instead.

However, I still have to fully establish the former, so the flow of finances is good.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 19, 2026

Ngl, I'm doing two commish right now, just to see how fast I can finish both.

I don't wanna do part time (commish) whenever I'm grading students.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 18, 2026

Here goes my next commish request...

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 17, 2026

Kinikilig ako amputa.

(Yeah, coz I made another delicious gravy and burger steak.)

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  pangmida

• Jan 17, 2026

Look at this sexy beast.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 17, 2026

Also, commish queue before I take a commish break next week (coz we're heading for our quarterly exams...)

1) @Stealthy_Enigma
2)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 17, 2026

Wait for the 'sexier' me, courtesy of @pangmida

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 17, 2026

Whenever I'm asked why I remain single @ 36 y/o (going 37 this year)...

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  Iamnotabot

• Jan 15, 2026

Check this shi out

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 14, 2026

A quiet boring day in my class...

Me: (angrily raises his voice and points at a student) HEY YOU!
Student: (surprised and confused) S-Sir?
Me: (calm) May I ask what time is it?

#UltimateTeacherPrankerSirHans

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 13, 2026

Waking up with another sore throat.

The flu virus within my body has overstayed.

(Or is it because my immune system is fked. Diabetes sucks, after all.)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 12, 2026

I prolly should put this up so potential clients can know when I can attend to their commish requests.

Commission Queue
1) @LeilaniOtter (current)
2) @Stealthy_Enigma
3)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 11, 2026

Like dood...I really don't know how you guys can draw smooth lines using pen tablets. I've been using pentabs since 2011, and at best, my lines are craggy, or wavy like spaghetti.

Do note that my art software is Photoshop CS6.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 11, 2026

Been real messy with my manuscripts that my drafts are scattered within a six kilometer radius (home to workplace to our school division server).