Author_Riceball

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 8, 2026

I had an idea. Get a boxing sandbag and put it in my room. The mannequin‘s cover is Jeffrey Epstein so I get more motivation to train and get stronger and Im doing a good thing in beating up Epstein.

but the thing would be that he would be already hanging

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 8, 2026

I realized I don’t have a social media presence.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 7, 2026

Your friend you have a crush on says, “I’ll make you mine”

You get happy but the next thing you know you are in a mineshaft

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 7, 2026

I think I did this once before

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 7, 2026

Why does my friend want to eat a box..

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 6, 2026

The nothing ever happens Chud is so dead this year. Everything is happening

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 6, 2026

We love toxic yuri and obsess over it because we want to see what it would have been like if it was not toxic.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 6, 2026

Priest: do you promise to beat your wife and abuse her? In sickness and in health?

woman 1: I do

Woman 2: gasp. Excuse me

priest: and do you promise to abuse your (sub) wife?

Woman 1: she agrees. Covers wife’s mouth

priest: you may beat the bride

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 5, 2026

Does microwaving spicy food make it even more spicy

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 5, 2026

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 5, 2026

Ate spicy Korean chicken my tongue is burning like hell

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 4, 2026

A cougar went into an animal shelter and found catnip and got high.






Said cougar was a 70 year old woman.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 3, 2026

I should like get a Buddhist friend and tell her that BDSM stands for Buddhism so like she gets sent to a BDSM club

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 3, 2026

If I have a kid and they can’t cook rice. Then I used to have a kid. Until they weren’t

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 3, 2026

Saw some guy lose 60 KGs 120 ish pounds fo cosplay as a blue archive character.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 3, 2026

Who is Ashtar Sheran and why is he in my dreams

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 2, 2026

This idea is just so devious and fucking slutty like if I did that story idea id just be a millionaire

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 2, 2026

Do you think Epstein and Diddy were aware of each other?

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 2, 2026

My racist friend (female) is racist against her own people because they are flat chested. Her included. Is this valid

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 2, 2026

If someone types I need goons, do you know if they need material to qank or if they need evil lackeys