Author_Riceball

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 16, 2026

I remember the time in elementary school when the third grade boys and girls were like having like a Lookism fight where they were trying to execute each other after school lunch

I remember kicking a guy in the nuts back then.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 15, 2026

Reading most novels make me want to pull my eyes and burn them with a hot metal rod.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 15, 2026

They captured Doro

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 9, 2026

The [slurs] and the [slurs] have fucking bricked my computer. I had it for 5-6 years for a really long time.

AND I WAS JUST GONE 4 MINUTES TO THROW AND THEY FORCED AN UPDATE THAT BRICKS THE COMPUTER AT EVERY SINGLE MOMENT

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 9, 2026

Imagine we actually do send a Buddhist to a BDSM club, which we called a Buddhism club but what if the people there recognized our Buddhist friend?

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 8, 2026

What if women on discord are 3 discord mods in a trench coat

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 8, 2026

I had an idea. Get a boxing sandbag and put it in my room. The mannequin‘s cover is Jeffrey Epstein so I get more motivation to train and get stronger and Im doing a good thing in beating up Epstein.

but the thing would be that he would be already hanging

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 8, 2026

I realized I don’t have a social media presence.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 7, 2026

Your friend you have a crush on says, “I’ll make you mine”

You get happy but the next thing you know you are in a mineshaft

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 7, 2026

I think I did this once before

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 7, 2026

Why does my friend want to eat a box..

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 6, 2026

The nothing ever happens Chud is so dead this year. Everything is happening

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 6, 2026

We love toxic yuri and obsess over it because we want to see what it would have been like if it was not toxic.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 6, 2026

Priest: do you promise to beat your wife and abuse her? In sickness and in health?

woman 1: I do

Woman 2: gasp. Excuse me

priest: and do you promise to abuse your (sub) wife?

Woman 1: she agrees. Covers wife’s mouth

priest: you may beat the bride

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 5, 2026

Does microwaving spicy food make it even more spicy

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 5, 2026

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 5, 2026

Ate spicy Korean chicken my tongue is burning like hell

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 4, 2026

A cougar went into an animal shelter and found catnip and got high.






Said cougar was a 70 year old woman.

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 3, 2026

I should like get a Buddhist friend and tell her that BDSM stands for Buddhism so like she gets sent to a BDSM club

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  Author_Riceball

• Jan 3, 2026

If I have a kid and they can’t cook rice. Then I used to have a kid. Until they weren’t