Moo Principle # 313 - I wrote and twice edited 2k words today instead of playing video games but now my soggy brain is tired. I want to come back later and do it again though.
A teenage cow learns how to use the internet. It wants to announce to everyone that it's a cow. But it accidentally makes a single letter typo, and everyone never stops reminding it of that mistake.
Moo Principle # 311 - Butterflies and moths are closely related to question marks. If you look closely, you can see the resemblance. Every time you type a question mark, one is born or one dies.
Moo Principle # 309 - Know what you are eating. It's inadvisable to attempt consuming a Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie without the stick of Fundleburg handy as a safety measure. And that's the minimum precaution. Have you not seen the flute?
Moo Principle # 308 - This is Moo Principle # 1 for accounting purposes. The next Moo Principle will be number 309 but will be Moo Principle # 1,398,067 for accounting purposes.
Moo Principle # 307 - My Hero Acadamia has story telling that puts the entire pantheon of American hero stories of every generation to absolute shame. But that's not saying much when franchises need unlimited parallel universes to cover all the plot holes.

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