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Okay, so we have this god called Indra which is basically Zeus but more coward. And he really wanted to do Buddha's wife. So he disguised as him and began doing her in the garden. The people who saw that immediately thought that Buddha isn't interested in outdoor sex, this can't be him, and called the real buddha

Wow! They know Buddha so well!

Yep, so buddha came and he saw and he got really angry and cursed Indra that if he desires vagina so much he will get 1000 of those.

And Indra got happy so he wished for those and suddenly a 1000 vagina began growing all over his body.

I expected that.

Guess what Indra did?

Did he have sex with himself?

Yes, but that disgusted Buddha. Buddha was like, no no, this is a punishment. You can't enjoy yourself. So he added another conditions that all the vaginas will forever be in menstrual stage

Indra was like Haha, sike, and used his godly powers to convert all the vaginas into eyes. So now he is called Indra of a thousand eyes.

That's all folks. Till next time.

Why don't I tell you a legend.

Sure

There was this dude named christopher columbus. He tried to go to Asia but failed. He ended up in the Americas. Then, as the legend he is, he enslaved all the natives and extorted them for money.

Let me let me

He forced them all to go mining or something, and would cut off their hands if they didn't find enough.

There was this dude who went to a foreign land and saw it was covered with ice. So as a prank, he named it greenland

I'm pretty sure that's not the real story... But that one's funnier so we'll go with that.

When I was little. As little as to just learn about Christopher, I was quite confused. I thought, he is heading to India, so he will pass through Africa. How did he discovered America?
Now I know the answer that he encountered Aliens in Bermuda triangle who dropped him off to America

Also, Good night.

Anyways, continuing with Christopher Columbus, his "discovery" of America led to the native americans getting a lot of diseases, they were also enslaved for a long time. They were later replaced by African Americans because the Natives kept dying of diseases. For his amazing exploits, Christopher Columbus has a holiday dedicated to him.