JayMark

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  JayMark

• Sep 7, 2025

Moo Principle #228 -??In loving memory of Chill_Guy. The cat loved pizza more than anything else in this world. Chill_guy was very chill, except when he wasn't. He will be missed. Just, just, such a chill guy. His love for pizza ingrediants was an inspiration. Except for the beef ingrediants, which everyone hated. Goodbye fellow traveler.

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  JayMark

• Sep 6, 2025

Moo Principle #227 - You should never laugh so hard that you make your own throat sore.

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  JayMark

• Sep 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 226 - Clink, clank, clunk, I'm a robot bull. I'm a clicking clanker snorting smoke at all who look my way. I see red and then your dead because my hooves are made of lead so get this through your ducking head or you'll be sucking your death bed. I'm a clanker. I'm a bull. If you try to ride, sharp metal skin your hide. I'm a clanker! Mechanical bull!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Sep 5, 2025

When I saw your profile pic, I was reminded of the moooooooooOOOOOOOOn lord from Terraria.

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  JayMark

• Sep 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 225 - Hello Amazing Author! Thank you for your purchase of Nortoon Anti-book software. One thousand dollars has been deducted from your account. You have two days to cancel this purchase for a full refund. Otherwise, farck you. If you wish to cancel, call 1-800-555-DUMBFARCK.

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  JayMark

• Sep 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 224 - Question marks are the most humble of all the punctuation. Except for the question marks that continually deny the exceptional humility of felines for eleven times or more, those are prideful question marks and not at all humble.

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  JayMark

• Sep 3, 2025

Moo Principle #223 - This wholesome bull is also very humble. This humble bull is also very wholesome. It's been a long time since this humble bull has had some prime corn feed. This humble bull enjoys star lit nights, pastures, and long walks on the beach. Myoooo~

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  Corty

• Sep 2, 2025

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  JayMark

• Sep 1, 2025

Moo Principle #222 - Do you hear it? The Quackening is upon us.

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  Hoshino

• Aug 30, 2025

The duck... Its after us.

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Aug 29, 2025

Oh, she's kinda cute.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 29, 2025

Just look at this guy... He thinks he is a dragon... But no... He is just a fish.

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  Doctah_Quack

• Aug 29, 2025

I keep mistaking your pfp for @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

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  georgelee5786

• Aug 29, 2025

@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this man is impersonating you, get him

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  JayMark

• Aug 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 221 - This dragon thing is kind of easy. Makes me wonder why I didn't try it sooner.

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  JayMark

• Aug 28, 2025

Moo Principle # 220 - "Love your meat as you would love yourself. Don't beat your meat."

Oscar Wilde

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  Doctah_Quack

• Aug 26, 2025

Piggy!

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  Tempokai

• Aug 26, 2025

Moo Principle # 219 -
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love

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  JayMark

• Aug 26, 2025

Moo Principle # 218 - Sometimes it is good to take a break and drink water.

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  SRB

• Aug 26, 2025

I'm hungry. ?