I threw my back. I can barely walk, and am confined to my bed. Oh well, guess that means I can start writing those damn novels I keep getting distracted from by work.
My fiance is Korean, her company did a watch party on bad American movies. Snow White was picked, the Zeigler one. She said her boss stopped it 13 minutes in asking if it was a joke movie.
Years ago a picture of the moon was found, it was ancient and very accurate and a question was asked "how did they make it so accurate?" And that was one of the first times humanities collective iq declined.
Hey... I dunno who needs to read this... but... it's ok, nobody saw your stupidity today. Mainly because you genuinely don't fucking matter to anyone but friends and family.
One of the greatest ironies around today is that Democracy exists cause Nobility discovered that a middle class made them richer. Edit: Remember this if you're writing works set in revolutionary settings
PSA: It's legal to piss in a bush along the highway, but you can be charged with indecent exposure if caught. Also, don't piss on electric fencing, or do, which ever is funnier
Authors, don't swap tense. If you're gonna write past tense keep it past tense, if you're writing present tense, don't. That way sucks, and only one author pulled it off and those novels hurt to read cause of it.
I saw an ad on youtube while doom scrolling, I can't post it here cause I'm apparently not smart enough to figure it out on mobile, but... it's a what the fuck moment

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