One of the greatest ironies around today is that Democracy exists cause Nobility discovered that a middle class made them richer. Edit: Remember this if you're writing works set in revolutionary settings
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Yes, 8 watches, shows variety and not every watch matches the occasion.
Fun fact... Every man should have 5 suits, 4 cuff links, 6 tie pin, 10 ties, 20 handkerchiefs, and 8 watches. 5 pairs of shoes is also safe.
PSA: It's legal to piss in a bush along the highway, but you can be charged with indecent exposure if caught. Also, don't piss on electric fencing, or do, which ever is funnier
Dear Smut writers... the well is only so deep, stop trying to stuff skyscrapers in and expecting us to believe they fit.
Authors, don't swap tense. If you're gonna write past tense keep it past tense, if you're writing present tense, don't. That way sucks, and only one author pulled it off and those novels hurt to read cause of it.
I saw an ad on youtube while doom scrolling, I can't post it here cause I'm apparently not smart enough to figure it out on mobile, but... it's a what the fuck moment
No, I don't accept the idea my beliefs are wrong, I studied and challenged my ideals constantly
It just occurred to me. Sending nudes in the Harry Potter universe has a whole different meaning.
Can we go back to calling Retarded things retarded. That word doesn't mean autistic, it means mind numbingly stupid
No... I am better than you. Because I'm better than me from 5 minutes ago, and you, you don't try to improve.
Actual thing I said to my cousin today
Jesus... I swear yall jump on trends like crazy
Why does Harry Potter slot so well with Marvel?
What's going down in Indonesia? To my Indonesian friend please DM me the details.
If you ever think you're stupid, remember, Flerfs exist and believe earth is a flying Frisbee of land and water flying through space
10 toes in when I'm standing on business
Too many youtubers go Diddy
You're half as younger than I thought you were.
|Leave my door open just a crack|
|Please take me away from here|
|'Cause I feel like such an insomniac|
|Please take me away from here|
|Why do I tire of counting sheep|
|Please take me away from here|
|When I'm far too tired to fall asleep|
I'm not an expert in being dumb, but I'm proficient enough to know I rather no be dumber. -
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