PSA: It's legal to piss in a bush along the highway, but you can be charged with indecent exposure if caught. Also, don't piss on electric fencing, or do, which ever is funnier
Authors, don't swap tense. If you're gonna write past tense keep it past tense, if you're writing present tense, don't. That way sucks, and only one author pulled it off and those novels hurt to read cause of it.
I saw an ad on youtube while doom scrolling, I can't post it here cause I'm apparently not smart enough to figure it out on mobile, but... it's a what the fuck moment
|Leave my door open just a crack|
|Please take me away from here|
|'Cause I feel like such an insomniac|
|Please take me away from here|
|Why do I tire of counting sheep|
|Please take me away from here|
|When I'm far too tired to fall asleep|