Woolen_Monkey

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 17, 2025

I don't know why they chose me to decorate... I have trouble even dressing decently. Welp! Here goes nothing. ? I hope my boss doesn't regret this. ??? its not that big of a deal. ? still kinda nervous, would hate for it to look bad. ? any way night night

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 15, 2025

I hit my head on my tv then for some reason I started to scold it. I started calling it a bad TV and telling it how it’s not supposed to hurt people all the while I was thinking of that one sense from guardians of the galaxy wither Cosmo is called a bad dog… I don’t know what came over me.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 14, 2025

Is everyone still in this plane of existence? Just checking to make sure. I must remind people that clipping was made illegal by galatic law.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 6, 2025

Work be working.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 5, 2025

I haven’t really noticed this but none of my family really follows politics or just general events happening in our country or overseas. It really makes it hard to talk with them about any of my concerns about the future.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 3, 2025

Just got back from a viewing. Grandpa died…

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 2, 2025

As I read trashy fan fiction, I keep seeing ads with a guy that makes me want to do some good old manslaughter. That freakin' mustache is just so bad!!! What the F!!!! What type of hotdog water-soaked cow shit marinated mustache is that? What Helen Keller freakin' barber did that to him!?
I have a strong opinion about this… I don’t know why.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Sep 2, 2025

I've been reading a lot of trashy fan fiction, and I've reached a higher plane! My understanding of the Dao of Auto-Correction has finally condensed into a qi fruit. Immortality is within in reach!!!
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  Woolen_Monkey

• Aug 30, 2025

Good afternoon!

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Aug 28, 2025

You ever just look at something and forget your existing for a sec?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Aug 28, 2025

I’m still alive!

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Aug 26, 2025

Goodnight. New house is nice… except for the knocking sound at night that no one else hears… plz don’t kill me.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Aug 25, 2025

New old phone. I’ve never used a iPhone before… I don’t like it. On to other news moving into new house. Pretty much everything has been moved over now I just gotta unpack. Boring

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jul 30, 2025

My phone is broke... Sad day.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jul 20, 2025

Just got back from camping, thanks for all the congrats messages!?
It was a pleasant surprise. ?
Now I need to recover from my camping trip with small nap. ?

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  Corty

• Jul 17, 2025

Happy Birthday! Damn, when did you put up that HeeHeedious pfp?! I love it.

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  RepresentingWrath

• Jul 17, 2025

Happy birthday!

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  AYM

• Jul 17, 2025

Happy birthday.
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  Assurbanipal_II

• Jul 17, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 17, 2025

Hap birf!