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Yeah

Only the wisest and most amazing are allowed to serve me.

Why? Why not 50, 60, 70, etc.?

I am, after all, the physical manifestation of perfection itself

How do you know? You have something to compare to?

Why not 50 and up? Well you see... He hasn't lived that long, so he's not fifty or older

How do I know I'm perfect? It's because I took an online test that said so!

But I also took one and got the same result! You are not perfect, because I am, too! Are you lying?

There's no way that's true!!! There's only enough room for one perfect existence on this planet! Go move to mars or something!

No! Why should I?

Because I'm to lazy to move!

But I am too! Any other reasons?

I'm broke and can't afford to fund the construction of spaceships!

Then you aren't perfect! How do you contradict yourself that much?

My brokeness is part of my perfection. Every piece of my existence comes together to create a perfectly horrid creature.

But I define "perfect" as being something that excels in all things! That means you must also be perfectly "unhorrid" to be perfect! How will you do that?

Therapy.

xD

Did this get your creativity to come out of its cave?

I have no idea how we got to this through cat-ception, but yes I guess it did