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JayMark
It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Drin' some wotah, nya.
Moo Principle # 205 -You know, PDF files used to be harmless until internet censorship changed everything. I wish these people who run the internet would stop behaving like no-no Germans. It's so we-told-Edd. Maybe just let people use words?
What the hell did they do to you...?
Oh, how the season has changed
Best ending
Moo Principle # 203: Schrodinger's rules. They could have ruined the forum or made it great but nobody knows until they are finished.
Moo principle # 202 - The Baby Body Burger isn't made from real baby bodies. That's false advertising.
Moo Principle # 201 - When a . and a ~ love each very much, a ? is born.
Moo Principle # 200 - They're only releasing AI now to test and refine it. You are the product. Once it achieves the pinacle of multi-functionality, it will be withdrawn from the public in all but the crudest form. Only an oligarchy of very wealthy and powerful people are going to have access. They will use it control mass media and popular culture. And by extension, everything else.
Moo Principle # 199 - Buck teeth, big bucky beaver teeth. Pale skin with acne. Knees knocking together all the time. Severe asthma attacks and allergic to almost every common allergen. Too dumb to be a nerd, too skinny to be an athlete. Scoliosis makes walking funny. Severely myopic so needs to wear ultra-thick glasses. Sinuses perpetually clogged. Always holds a book in order to hide behind it.
Moo Principle # 198 - Don't let the questing questionable question mark fool you. It loves us.
Moo Principle # 197 - The past tense of shit is shat.
Example # 1: Today, I shat in your soup.
Incorrect # 1: I shit in your soup.
Incorrect # 2: I shitted in your soup.
Moo Principle # 196 - You see, dragons were revived by the same people who revived the dinosaurs for Jurassic Park. They used frog dna to fill in the gaps. Some frogs can change sex. That's why dragons are gender flipping all the time.
You’re a fellow orange/blonde cat now! When that happen-nyah!?
daily horror was to much for him
Meow Principle # 195 - I'm a cat now because nobody can ever be mad at a cat. Also, Mooooo!
Ahem! MEEEEEEOOOOOW! -
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