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Moo Principle # 197 - The past tense of shit is shat.
Example # 1: Today, I shat in your soup.
Incorrect # 1: I shit in your soup.
Incorrect # 2: I shitted in your soup.
Moo Principle # 196 - You see, dragons were revived by the same people who revived the dinosaurs for Jurassic Park. They used frog dna to fill in the gaps. Some frogs can change sex. That's why dragons are gender flipping all the time.
You’re a fellow orange/blonde cat now! When that happen-nyah!?
daily horror was to much for him
Meow Principle # 195 - I'm a cat now because nobody can ever be mad at a cat. Also, Mooooo!
Ahem! MEEEEEEOOOOOW!
Moo Principle # 194 - Bully Writing Priorities for remaining summer
1. Finish The Contest Fiction on Honeyfeed.
2. Finish the read through edit of Alteration
3. Write more Alteration chapters
4. Start Writing the sequal to HEWTMIAG
5. Finish TWWM.
6. Finish Zomi Zona as a short fiction.
7. Rewrite the space opera I wrote as a teenager.
8. Read/Support some other authors
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Moo Principle # 193 - If I put a dingleberry in a box and tell you truthfully that it is a dingleberry when I give it to you, it is at once both a fruit and not a fruit until the box is opened. It's Schrodinger's fruit.
Moo Principle # 192 - I have my grains three to five times a day as well. They are delicious. I always enjoy my grains.
My grains are not your grains.
Moo Principle # 191 - Raspberries are not berries.
Moo Principle # 190 - Berries are fruits.
Moo Principle # 189 - Corn is a fruit.
Moo Principle # 188 - You know the economy is doing bad when they call you about your computer's extended warranty.
Moo Principle # 187 - That is mahogany. That is mahogany. That is Moohogany.
That is Moohogany. That is Moohogany.
That is Moohogany!
Moo Principle # 186 - All the nations are in debt. That's why we have endless inflation.
Moo Priniciple # 185 - I'm the suka blyat Minister of Economics. The currency of the kingdom is 'JayMarks'. Taxes to the nobility go to me first. Payment accepted in the form of likes and loves. I'm also the court jester.
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