JayMark

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 5, 2025

YOU GOT MAIL

I have a single, exotic little lady who's interested in joining your harem. She's a very modest and shy girl, so try not to come on too hard ?

Spoiler: Tinder pic

Visit her profile here:

Hot Sexy Cows

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 193 - If I put a dingleberry in a box and tell you truthfully that it is a dingleberry when I give it to you, it is at once both a fruit and not a fruit until the box is opened. It's Schrodinger's fruit.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 192 - I have my grains three to five times a day as well. They are delicious. I always enjoy my grains.

My grains are not your grains.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 191 - Raspberries are not berries.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 190 - Berries are fruits.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 189 - Corn is a fruit.

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  JayMark

• Aug 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 188 - You know the economy is doing bad when they call you about your computer's extended warranty.

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  JayMark

• Aug 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 187 - That is mahogany. That is mahogany. That is Moohogany.

That is Moohogany. That is Moohogany.

That is Moohogany!

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  JayMark

• Aug 3, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jul 31, 2025

Moo Principle # 186 - All the nations are in debt. That's why we have endless inflation.

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  JayMark

• Jul 30, 2025

Moo Priniciple # 185 - I'm the suka blyat Minister of Economics. The currency of the kingdom is 'JayMarks'. Taxes to the nobility go to me first. Payment accepted in the form of likes and loves. I'm also the court jester.

Edit: Also, we're imposing 6000% tarrifs on the question mark's posts.

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  JayMark

• Jul 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 184 - Attempting to write multiple chapters in one day.

1st- Wow. barely have to edit it!
2nd- Meh. Seems off. Kind of boring. I'll edit it more later.
3rd- Arggghhhhhhhhhhhh. everything is wrong. This sucks!
4th- Deerrrrrrrrrrrr, so then the mgous farded the borphelugus aherrrrr!
5th- *Stares blankly into the void and drools*

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  JayMark

• Jul 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 183 - I'm more normaler than you.

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  JayMark

• Jul 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 182 - You don't need to be a great writer to be deranged. But it blurldlepops hipwoo de am hdfh iousu moo.

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  JayMark

• Jul 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 181 - Neto is quite rare. { ???????????????????? }

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  JayMark

• Jul 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 180 - "I'm a hiberdejiberdeehe of a haberdaajabardabiii on this fine gibberdabonicks afterbonkershabadashee." Oscar Wilde

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  JayMark

• Jul 26, 2025

Moo Principle # 179 - Didn't the rules go and hide somewhere? Now all the sudden they're back like 'hey, what's happening? I never left.' Maybe the rules should go back into hiding.

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  JayMark

• Jul 26, 2025

Moo Principle # 178 - Nightmare fuel. Pure unadulterated nightmare fuel.

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  Rezcore

• Jul 24, 2025

Just realized your pfp has forward facing eyes and canines....

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Jul 24, 2025