Original post does have a point though. Pope is important because Pope has big hat. You are not as important because your hat is small.
There's an innuendo hidden there somewhere in this statement, but I'll leave finding it as an excersise for the reader.
"But the jew hat is so small, surely that's funnier? b-but what about the giant banana hat or the one that looks like a dunce cap?" Counter:
I would like to point out, that hat is for the Pastafarianism Religion AKA Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Also: Orthodox Jewish men, particularly in some Haredi and Chabad-Lubavitch communities, wear fedoras, especially black ones over their kippah.
Hmm most Atheists I know of like pissing off the bible crowd. So how about they take over the Ball Cap head gear for their hat wearing dress code. Maybe with the A + Atom design motif to be really fancy.