I have to say of all the things I expected in this story, I was not expecting a character with a pocket dimension that they call "Potato Space" because they have it full of potatoes and will summon mountains of potatoes out of it to attack people.
This guideverse story is hilarious. All the Guides have names based on plants or stars. Because apparently, the god of that world likes plants and stars.
Interesting. This story is from a first person perspective until it switches to the deuteragonist's PoV and then it's in third person. Kind of jarring but at least its hard to mix up which of the two characters it is.
Drove groceries out to the parents. Got to experience one car with a car length between it and the proceeding car in the Tim Hortons drive thru. Followed by the guy trolling a conga line of cars by ranging from 50 to 78 in an 80 zone for about 25 minutes of road. And then nearly got creamed by a large red truck as the driver forgot traffic comes in both directions while pulling out of a gas station.
Awesome. My 67 Year old mother broke a bone in her foot and then proceeded to not go to the doctor for 2 days. Wish I had her pain threshold because this isn't the first time she's broken something and not gone to the hospital until people made her go (last time, it was her collarbone and she waited 10 days because "it didn't feel broken").
Success! I now have two loaches because the person working today actually checked the tank and found one hiding in the substrate. I had only intended to buy another plant and brine shrimp for the frog but hey, another loach is another loach.
Hit the wall with my Crack story as I disliked how I wrote the main character after 20k words. Now my brain is like "gotta rewrite this whole thing or feel like an epic waste of time". On the bright side, another character came out a lot more evil which is always fun.
15k words in and I hit the crisis of 'I really really really hate this character's name' so off I go down the rabbit hole to find something I like enough that I haven't already used in another story.
Non-linear writing is making this random gibberish thing become stupid... Oh well, at least it's passing the time while I wait for the plane to get in.

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