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If Shakespeare were a better a playwright, he would include little doodles in his scripts that would be impossible for the monkeys to recreate.

Give monkey infinite time make Shakespeare?
Look around you, it's all already happened. We ARE the monkeys.

Most humans I know of are apes, but not specifically monkeys. Though what you say could be true in your case.

Couldn't be me.

I know you're saying you can't be a monkey on account of being a dragon, but I choose to interpret that as you saying, given infinite time, you couldn't write the entire collected works of Shakespeare because that's funnier.

Infinite time does not necessarily equal infinite possibility.

Given infinite time, and the truest form of immortality, I could watch the universe fizzle out, collapse in on itself again, and expand again, where I could find a new early civilization, and reign over it as a god.

You would like that, wouldn't you?

Third time's the charm, I guess.

It means infinite possibilities within realistic parameters. Eventually, one monkey will hit all the right buttons in the right order because they're already hitting the buttons. However, infinite time does not mean that one of the monkeys will eventually shoot lasers out of its eyes.

MOOONNNKKKEEEEEEIII

The monkeys refuse to do your mundane labor.

Then I shoot them.

Also, it's more than likely that the monkeys aren't using the typewriter for work, but rather there's a random object with buttons and they decide to play with it.

And if they lose interest in the object they get no more bananas?

No. I shoot them. Keep up, cow.

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Boycow.