Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom, the king went to great effort to grant his eldest son and heir a pleasant birthday celebration. On the day of the party, the prince is presented with a strange jester, accompanied by plenty of pomp.
thank you random brain training app, for now I am the type of person to know what bellicose means off the top of my head. too bad nobody would ever need to use it in a sentence
Bossa Nova Jazz is one of the best music genres to have playing in the background; however, I am not the biggest fan of lo-fi beats and many on youtube falsely label their lo-fi as Bossa Nova Jazz. Perhaps because they are motherless jackals
had a dream where I legally changed my name to "daily" and the rest of the dream was people referring to me by that name. when I woke up my mom called me by my actual name and I was confused for a second lol
if you have a mop that fits your height, take a moment to be grateful for that mop. as someone who spent several minutes hunched over like Igor to clean the damnable floors, a fitting mop would have been appreciated
wanna get a stretch like I'm a slinky held at one end, maybe get the rack and pull a couple times till whatever's bothering me in my back pops properly


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