Moo Principle #166 - I can barely keep my typos under control, my story line straight, and my prose lean and this man Tempokai asking me to think about symbolism and motif.
Nooooo! You can't own your game copy; it's a temporary lease! ???
Nooooo! You should be okay with us destroying games! ???
Nooooo! We should be able to destroy and recycle IP to make you pay ??? license fees every year for recycled slop! ????
Why are gamers being so stupid!? ????
Moo Principle #164 - You are my moonshine. My only moonshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my moonshine away.
M-m- Boi Principle #163 - M- I am a beautiful Boi. Bishounen! Yes. Bovine, never! M- I can play the drums with sleek nimble fingers, M- Yeah! Let's make a love song together, oh right! M- moving m-music is my passion. I never chew grass. Or stare at the sky. Mo- I'm too busy with my band.
Boi Principle #161 - Chopping off a dog's ear and using it to mark a book is not only cruel to our canine companions, it gets blood and flesh bit all over the pages. Stop this inhumane practice. kyuuun~
*cool drum beat with sexy flex because he's not only a hot drummer, he also demonstrates strong moral values. *
Boi Principle #160 - To reduce explosions. I am now Manhau Boi Ear Pie. I renounce my bovine ways and have joined the most generically generated K-pop boy band possible. But I don't know Korean, so I just play the drums.
Moo Principle #159 - RIP Tulip the leprechaun. You will be remembered in all of our hearts. May you soar upon the wings of angels. You truly deserved better.
Moo Principle #158 - ? Spurty, the anti-gooning whale, wants you to know that if you keep rubbing that, it'll grow numb and you'll become afraid of true intimacy.