q log #114: Starting an eldritch cult worshipping me so I can gift out forbidden knowledge and watch mortals go mad with it; ain't I a stinker?
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q log #113: my retirement plan is to go missing in a bog
q log #112: i want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong
q log #111: women want me, fish want me; im a cute bug
q log 110: okay fine, you caught us, we've been silly posting all day to avoid thinking about a Very Big and Annoying Life Stressor that has just insisted on moving back into my house unannounced for the next few months. We are very irritated and are struggling to find outlets for our frustration. Should just get super stoned and play Minecraft until we feel better, tbh.
q log #109: i ain't come from no black lagoon, im from beyond the stars and past the moon!
q log #108: remember kids, the more spiteful and ironic you are, the better your art is!
q log #107: its always "can we normalize straight ships" and never "can we normalize getting a job"
q log #106: sire, ye must stop hiring cat girls as mousers, they dont work like that
q log #105: To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony. But eating a whole pie is okay, as the sin of pi is zero.
q log #104: if you have they/them in your profile, I will not argue, I am clearly outnumbered
q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an adult?
Nice try, giant baby. You'll never be an adult.
q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information
q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information
q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage
q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the network have access to your most salacious and unspeakably tender details
q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid thinks it'd be super helpful
q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism
q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you) -
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