Sometimes I pray to a random active member of SHF when I feel like wishing for something or just hoping for a good day because I’m an atheist so praying to God wouldn’t work and I don’t want to always pray to RNGesus so this was my best option-nyah.
I see people speak of getting spanked or whatever as a child but my mom always just thunked me on the head with a finger flick… she still does that actually! And to be honest I’m pretty sure it’s significantly more effective… getting thunked is more than a mere physical thingy! It’s like a flash bang in effect-nyah.
The cats tummy is the holy grail of pettable spots but if you pet for even a fraction of a second to long your and will mauled and you’ll be forced into retreat but not forever! As the allure of the fluffy cat tummy will inevitably compel you again-nyah.
Intrusive thoughts scare me more than anything else… Because while I’ll never listen under normal circumstances… if you hand me a loaded gun I’d 100% test if my scull is bullet proof because I’ve always been curious… it’d be faster than one could blink and to be honest I doubt I’m bullet proof or immortal but if I’m given an easy way to test I know I will-nyah.
The Prophet has spoken!!!!! A great disturbance has been detected and @RepresentingEnvy is the source!!!! We are all in grave danger may our lord and savior @Omnii protect us all-nyah!!!!!

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