forgot today was spring forward and I hate the american clock
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got the dog in my lap hell yeah
did so much cleaning and tidying and now puppy REFUSES to get in my lap as a gift and reward for my hard work. Imma kidnap the fool
hate it when I'm phlegm-y cus then I got some mini apothecary in my brain muttering about the four humors whilst I hunt down actual medicine for my medical issue
I was trying to clean up after starting a load of laundry but the dog was practically stalking me. Sat down to focus on something and the fuzzy harlot immediately claimed my lap
saw a video where a bear grabbed a salmon out of a river and started eating and was overwhelmed with envy
had a dream where I gained the power to shapeshift and the first thing I did was join a dog fighting ring
dog invaded my lap while I was trying to put my laptop in said lap and guess which one won
forgot my hair was down when I went outside whilst it was fucken wimdy and came back inside looking like somebody threw a furby into a turbine
dog in lap, laptop is 5 feet away and my mouse can't enter a message on discord
alrighty plugged the holes that I Very Poorly drilled, then I'll drill new and less terrible holes. Hopefully.
didn't find *my* woodglue but I found some wood glue. plus wine and candy
where da hell is my wood glue
lotioned my hands cus of the dry weather and dog immediately hopped in lap to try and lick off my damnable lotion
the morning has been...less than desirable. Milk exploded on me out in public and soaked my new jeans and dad texted the group chat yelling about my wheelbarrow in the garage he never goes in
my lap is dual-wielding both dog n laptop. fear me
putting the chair project back together and found out that it's missing two screws and I don't have any screws that will fit the missing pieces
AUGH
I read somewhere that vocal training will stop your voice from cracking as much
was shaking the creamer to mix it when it abruptly exploded. White everywhere, my face, the counters, my poor phone
such a mess
if you ever get the chance to eat honeycomb I highly recommend you do so as it is perfectly sweet and with a waxy bubblegum texture that is fun to chew. Accept the mess and bite to satisfaction -
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