Moo Principle #87 - The difference between torturing and being tortured is that tormentors want tormentees to learn from their most intense pain, while tormentees don't want to learn from their tormentors' successes.
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I require your bones so I can grind them to dust and use it as seasoning for the steak I procured from one of your sheddings-nya.
Moo Principle #86 - This is indisputable proof from deepest lore concerning the culinary proclivities of dragons.
Moo Principle #85 - Dragons love tacos, but they hate anything spicy.
Moo Principle #84 - I require cat girls.
Moo Principle #83 - Masturbation that brings misery to others isn't masturbation at all.
You have become Persian.
Moo Principle #82 - Sometimes, you are about to change back to your glorious bull form only to discover that your body has been eaten by cats. Then you become a royal road for some strange reason. I call this Thursday.
Moo Principle #81 - Sometimes, after becoming an inanimate object and trying to change back to my comfy form, things get difficult.
Moo Principle #80 - *licks microphone* Is this thing on? ?️? Which continental people are known for incontinence? The YourApeein' people!
Moo Principle #79 - All inspirational quotes from Oscar Wilde are subject to editing. Though comments will lock in certain themes, so long as the quote isn't repeated word for word. Example:
Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde
"No thanks, I'm a simple Russian boy." Oscar Wilde
Moo Principle #78 - Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde
"I fat beard man with no cheese? I need you to make a T-rex with my wife before cheese finds me." Oscar Wilde
Moo Principle #77 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? A mummified horse walks into a bar. It tells a joke. The bartender says, "Why the long face, is it because of that dry sense of humor?" The horse say, "You're a bit of a jerk." The bartender pulls out an uno reverse card! "No, Horse is Jerky!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ?️ ?
Moo Principle #76 - GOOD MORNING SCRIBBLEHUB FORUMS! *Saying good morning is a important component of a balanced and healthy breakfast and not superficial in any way ever.*
Moo Principle #75 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? ?? ?️
Moo Principle #74 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Moo Principle #73 - Prevent explosions. Never let Aushephexiiv interface with Earth tech. ?
Moo Principle #72 - Bulls like diverse array of moosic. We like Gregorian chants by the moonks. Moo Rock. Classical moosic. Grunge. Heavy mootal. Blue Grass. Grass bands. Moocaloids. Hymoonals. Country Moosic. Moo-fi. Jazz with saxamoophone. Salt disco. Really anything romoontic or that lightens the mood.
Cows like music apparently
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