My mother just called me down stairs and gave me a machete and then told me she had apparently promised me she would get me one when I turned 12 years old... welp it is better late than never I guess-nya.
I tend to always sound serious no matter what I am talking about or doing... I was banned from using sarcasm because of this... but at least I can say the most random shit imaginable without breaking my expression-nya.
I am not sure why others get embarrassed about getting head pats or getting pet it feels great so what's with the denial... well whatever I'll continue to enjoy being pampered whilst they continue missing out-nya.
(This isn't a joke by the way I mean it.)
If I ever was isekaied or something I'd never trust a power like a cheat skill... If I don't understand why I have it why would I trust it? One should never blindly trust something that could fuck you over-nya.
Another thing I hate about school is that they force you to write with your right hand even when you are left handed only to be confused when your writing is fucking unreadable... Though I am not sure if they still do this but they sure as hell did it to me and several people I know-nya.
I dopped out of normal school at 3rd grade to be homeschooled because apparently I was being bullied by my teachers... I don't actually remember anything about those day's of school... it seems I subconsciously blocked it out... I am not sure I want to know why I blocked it out saying my mother is still pissed about it... I do know I threw my desk at one of them though-nya.

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