Moo Principle #53 - It is time to ascend beyond the limits of natural biology. It is time to attain cubehood. *The barn ran out of salt cubes and I need extra power to manifest them*
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Moo Principle #52 - I'm now afraid of innocent words becoming unknown landmines because someone posts something stupid on social media.
Moo Principle #51 - When the situation is tense, there is nothing like a good fart to clear the air.
Moo Principle #50 - Look at me! I'm a bull! I can dance! I can fly! Super high! My fur is wavy! I boxed for the navy. I'm so fancy, nice and prancy. Look at me! Make the happiness full. Look at me! Good with gravy! I'm a cool, fat bull!
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Moo Principle #48 - "Ask not for whom the bull moos. It moos for thee." Moohn Moooonne, popularized by Earnest Hemooway
Gratz for returning into moo form.
Moo Principle #47 - Friendship may be magic. But it is not enough to defeat eldritch horrors or a meteor.
Moo Principle # 46 - The cuter the PFP, the more nice the poster. Cute posters are kind, gentle, cuddly, and never unhinged. Because friendship is love and shizzle flowers! GIVE ME COKE NOW! I DEMAND CHEMICAL STIMULATION OR THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT WILL FLOW MORE ABUNDANTLY THAN MOSI-OA-TUNYA!
[ You have evolved a third time! ]
Congratulation!
Yum. Beef.
Bro has evolved...
And i knew it those were not verified!
Meow Principle #45 - When Moo.exe is fatally corrupted and has to be rebuilt from the ground up, a bull may have to take refuge in the body of a strange cat for a time.
M-- Prncpl $44- 404 Moo not found. Program Moo.exe does not exist. Failure imminent. Searching for .NET framework. 404 Moo not found. Initiating reboot sequence. Backup Moo.exe corrupted. ERROR.
Moo Principle #43 - Never procrastinate. Procrastination prevents procreation. Procrastination proceeds lack of destination. Procrastnation lives in your walls and watches you sleep. Procrastination crawls in your nostrils and lays its eggs while you sleep. And that's why you should use a netty pot.
Moo Principle #42 - We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire. No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.
Moo Principle #41 - Grammar point: How does one make an exclamation mark? Give it a nice Massage!
Inflation.
There's this gifted writer. I love everything they write. But they always abandon and delete their works. It's frustrating because they far surpass my skills. If they released a chapter every other day, I'm sure they'd have a million views by 100k words, easy. I just don't get it.
I'm hijacking Moo Principles! Put the money in the bag or it gets it!
Moo Principle # 40 - It's BL time.
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