JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 26 - I'm Mr. Muffins esquire, representing the moo. His cars extended warranty is fine. He has a happy family of 40 wives and 734 well cared for children. He's does not offer bull services. His taxes are paid. His documentation is in order. He does not surf Craig's list. Whoever is sending NSFW pictures of punctuation marks requesting NTR services to his hotmail must cease.

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 25 - Life is neither a sprint or a marathon. It is a stomping ground.

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 24 - A bull knows everything he will ever need to know. A bull will learn nothing. You should just make peace with it. Moo.

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  SRB

• Jan 12, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 23 - ConMOOcius "Respect mooself and others will respect your moo."

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  RedMuffin

• Jan 12, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 22 - Anon2025 keeps touching my back with its two dimensional hands.

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  AnonUnlimited

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 21 - Cow girls are hot.

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 20 - I haven't given up. As soon as I'm off the phone with eldritch anti-sigil support, I will be back to currently winning. I'm going to currently win so hard it will knock your socks off.

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  JayMark

• Jan 11, 2025

Moo Principle # 19 - Two dimensional beings have blood. Because if they didn't, vampire comics wouldn't make sense.

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  JayMark

• Jan 11, 2025

Moo Principle # 18 - Never let anyone else define what your body parts 'are' or 'are not'.

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  JayMark

• Jan 10, 2025

Moo Principle # 17 - Greenland is not actually green in almost any place. I went there for grass once. Why are humans such habitual liars?

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  JayMark

• Jan 9, 2025

Moo Principle # 16 - I have been banned from The Last to Comment Wins game until further notice. Please bear with me as I work to appeal said ban with the proper eldritch authorities. I'm not sure how long this process will take, as that depends on which sigils were used in the banning process.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 15 - I am currently winning. I am winning currently. Currently I am winning. Mooooo. I am currently winning. I am currently winning. I am Currently winning. Moo. I am currently winning. I am currently. Winning. Moo. I am currently winning...

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 14 - I have now seen things. I have seen things that can't be unseen. And I am deeply concerned.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 13 - Dumb characters are relatable. Most people are dumb, and not just dumb, inconcievable levels of stupid. You're probably dumb too. After all, you're reading the principles of a bull who can't spell inconceivable.

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  JayMark

• Jan 7, 2025

Gilded one.
A cheery writer cleared the rain.
Crafted worlds of promise.
Wonder wreathed each meaning stain.
Why did you drop your pen?
Gilded one!
What peeled your fertive mind to rend
to dry creative juices sublime blend?
What mistletoe spear proved your bane?
You dropped your pen.
Gilded one?

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  JayMark

• Jan 7, 2025

Moo Principle # 12 - Being all powerful gets boring. That's why we are often LARPing as mortals with self-imposed restrictions on our powers to prove we can handle being pathetic.

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  JayMark

• Jan 7, 2025

Moo Principle # 11 - This profile will always be open unless I decide to close it, which is unlikely to happen because I like you all.

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  RedMuffin

• Jan 6, 2025

Now you're muffin, good.