I'm a Minister for the Pastafarian Church myself! Glad to see you're ordained at one of our affiliates
(I want to tell you that I ripped this certificate from their site and had to edit in the info myself... took me 20 minutes, hardest part was the lime green scribbles)
@SsemouyOnan Did you just steal my certificate and scribble your name on it with a lime green marker?!!!
The world isn't ready for that information. I mean, haha, what do you mean Seymour's last name, it clearly says SsemouyOnan right there