JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 9, 2025

Moo Principle # 16 - I have been banned from The Last to Comment Wins game until further notice. Please bear with me as I work to appeal said ban with the proper eldritch authorities. I'm not sure how long this process will take, as that depends on which sigils were used in the banning process.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 15 - I am currently winning. I am winning currently. Currently I am winning. Mooooo. I am currently winning. I am currently winning. I am Currently winning. Moo. I am currently winning. I am currently. Winning. Moo. I am currently winning...

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 14 - I have now seen things. I have seen things that can't be unseen. And I am deeply concerned.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 13 - Dumb characters are relatable. Most people are dumb, and not just dumb, inconcievable levels of stupid. You're probably dumb too. After all, you're reading the principles of a bull who can't spell inconceivable.

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  JayMark

• Jan 7, 2025

Gilded one.
A cheery writer cleared the rain.
Crafted worlds of promise.
Wonder wreathed each meaning stain.
Why did you drop your pen?
Gilded one!
What peeled your fertive mind to rend
to dry creative juices sublime blend?
What mistletoe spear proved your bane?
You dropped your pen.
Gilded one?

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  JayMark

• Jan 7, 2025

Moo Principle # 12 - Being all powerful gets boring. That's why we are often LARPing as mortals with self-imposed restrictions on our powers to prove we can handle being pathetic.

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  JayMark

• Jan 7, 2025

Moo Principle # 11 - This profile will always be open unless I decide to close it, which is unlikely to happen because I like you all.

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  RedMuffin

• Jan 6, 2025

Now you're muffin, good.

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  RedMuffin

• Jan 6, 2025

Why did you became a turtle?

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  JayMark

• Jan 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 10 - When a principle is offensive. Just change it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 5, 2025

Do you pay your eldritch taxes to John Cena? You owe him 129,736,822 souls in back taxes.

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2025

Moo principle # 9 - Bull market in everything forever because I said so and I'm an expert. Experts are experts because they went to Expert College and are a million billion trillion times smarter than you. I went to expert school and got my degreee in Experting. If you don't believe me, you probably listen some very questionable marks. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Jan 3, 2025

Moo Principle # 8 - Everyone on these forums is royalty. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially if they are strange question mark shaped beings.

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  JayMark

• Jan 3, 2025

Moo Principle # 7 - I love moo. Moo loves me. We're a happy fa-moo-ly. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to moo. Won't you say you love moo too?

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  JayMark

• Jan 1, 2025

Happy Moooooooooooooo year! 2025 let's go!

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Merry Christmas ya'll. ???‍????

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Moo principle # 6 - Instructions for celebrating Cowsmas: First, cover your domocile in flashing lights. Next, stuff a dying fir tree in your domicile. Third, fill a decorative balloon with forced air. Fourth, eat red muffins. Fifth, kill a turkey. Sixth, go shopping. Seventh, bake an aged relative in a big hollow brass bull statue with turkey.

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Moo Principle # 5 - Those who don't celebrate a Moorry Cowsmas are degenerate amooothists. They are also Cowmooooounists. Nobody likes Amoothists or cowmooooounists. Santa Cows won't even bring them any presents either because they woship his brother Moooocifer.

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  JayMark

• Dec 22, 2024

Moo Principle # 4 - I'm not milkable. I don't have udders.

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  RedMuffin

• Dec 22, 2024

You look milkable.