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Yeah, he left and I'm happy. Idc if he annoys the fuck out of other people

I love them.

Mom, I thought...

What

I thought you hated me when I was a kid?

But you are a kid, dear. You always will be for me. And I have said time and time again that I love you. I'd love you more as a doctor or lawyer, or under the teriyakki (or however it's called) sauce though.

Mom, I'll bring kids for you to eat. Don't eat me please. I have a long way to go and make you proud

please do make me proud. I hate being disappointed. And always know: I love you a lot, dear. How to take it is up to you.

Mom, you are the person I love the most, you know. Just gimme some time and I will become a prominent groomer

When neighbour's children either bring diplomas from Harvard or their enemies' severed heads my daughter intends to bring either cute dogs or adolescents with daddy issues. Swell.

No, mom. This is what I meant to say

So adolescents with daddy issues? Sigh. Can't you be more normal? Please? What happened to that penchant of killing and burying neighbours pets when you were in kindergarten, or that violent streak back in middle school? Did you know how proud I was when I was called to school and the school cancelor talked how you disfigured that girl?

And now this? Where did you go wrong?

Sorry for disappointing you, mom. I will make sure that the head mistress calls you in again. I would do it for sure. I WILL.

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...For a moment I doubted my mental health.

You are not fine if you don’t want to abduct children

She's trynna groom you, muffin. Don't believe her. You are not fine if you don't want to abduct children

@RedMuffin Hey, do you feel lonely at times?

I am trying to make something out of you!