JayMark

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Moo Principle # 5 - Those who don't celebrate a Moorry Cowsmas are degenerate amooothists. They are also Cowmooooounists. Nobody likes Amoothists or cowmooooounists. Santa Cows won't even bring them any presents either because they woship his brother Moooocifer.

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  JayMark

• Dec 22, 2024

Moo Principle # 4 - I'm not milkable. I don't have udders.

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  RedMuffin

• Dec 22, 2024

You look milkable.

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  JayMark

• Dec 22, 2024

I am done being Santa. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Dec 21, 2024

Moo Principle # 3 - Red velvet muffins are an angry color. Rage inducing even. I'm going to eat them.

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  JayMark

• Dec 21, 2024

Moo Principle # 2 - Red is an angry color. Rage inducing even.

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  JayMark

• Dec 20, 2024

Moo Principle #1 - Those who make all the rules and don't allow dialogue may be considered tyrants.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 14, 2024

You are a very dreamy santa.

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  JayMark

• Dec 14, 2024

For the time being. I am Santa. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Dec 12, 2024

Herabarntus: Our world is becoming and never being. A bull can never drink from the same river twice. Everything flows, including bull crap, which ussually flows from me to you.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Dec 10, 2024

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  RedMuffin

• Dec 9, 2024

Copycat.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 9, 2024

You are chocochip now.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Nov 30, 2024

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 30, 2024

I would like you to coat yourself in egg, flour, and breadcrumbs, then take a bath in boiling oil.

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  JayMark

• Nov 30, 2024

Moocrates: I moo nothing. I'm just a simple bull asking about the moo.

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  JayMark

• Nov 28, 2024

Platmoo: Every moo has its ideal form. The definitive form of the moo. There exists, in the universe, the definitive concept of the moo.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 13, 2024

The flesh is delicious when seared over an open flame, though after cooking it, it must still be bleeding.

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  BLIGHT_ZERO

• Nov 13, 2024

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 6, 2024

My mother and my youngest sister went to a restaurant and accidentally ordered bull testicles, thinking that they were meatballs. They tasted them, and were confused about the texture and taste, until the server said "That not meatball. That beef ball!"