Merry Christmas ya'll. ???????
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Moo principle # 6 - Instructions for celebrating Cowsmas: First, cover your domocile in flashing lights. Next, stuff a dying fir tree in your domicile. Third, fill a decorative balloon with forced air. Fourth, eat red muffins. Fifth, kill a turkey. Sixth, go shopping. Seventh, bake an aged relative in a big hollow brass bull statue with turkey.
Moo Principle # 5 - Those who don't celebrate a Moorry Cowsmas are degenerate amooothists. They are also Cowmooooounists. Nobody likes Amoothists or cowmooooounists. Santa Cows won't even bring them any presents either because they woship his brother Moooocifer.
Moo Principle # 4 - I'm not milkable. I don't have udders.
You look milkable.
I am done being Santa. Moo.
Moo Principle # 3 - Red velvet muffins are an angry color. Rage inducing even. I'm going to eat them.
Moo Principle # 2 - Red is an angry color. Rage inducing even.
Moo Principle #1 - Those who make all the rules and don't allow dialogue may be considered tyrants.
You are a very dreamy santa.
For the time being. I am Santa. Moo.
Herabarntus: Our world is becoming and never being. A bull can never drink from the same river twice. Everything flows, including bull crap, which ussually flows from me to you.
Copycat.
You are chocochip now.
I would like you to coat yourself in egg, flour, and breadcrumbs, then take a bath in boiling oil.
Moocrates: I moo nothing. I'm just a simple bull asking about the moo.
Platmoo: Every moo has its ideal form. The definitive form of the moo. There exists, in the universe, the definitive concept of the moo.
The flesh is delicious when seared over an open flame, though after cooking it, it must still be bleeding. -
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