I think I oughta look into how to refurbish stuff
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That damnable dog just ate some of my fried potatoes that I was letting cool on the counter and I now feel the need to launch him via trebuchet directly into the fucking sun
Do hound eats anything you feed them ? (Beside chocolate)
remember to be hairy and weird whenever possible as it sparks joy
clipped my nails and now they're nice n short
I hope this email finds you covered in blood and trembling
finally done with Christmas decorations, now onto stamping more Christmas cards. Joy
I think centaurs would have a great advantage in playing instruments like trumpets and woodwinds that rely on lung capacity closely followed by sirens (they're tone deaf beyond freaky voice magic)
dog is up n chasing something in his dream On Top of my lap
won the battle (lights are up) woohoo
showered and now fighting my mortal enemy: hanging hallway Christmas lights
decorated the tree and now I Must Shower because that was a fucking ordeal
put the Christmas tree up ^-^
looking forward to putting up the Christmas tree tomorrow lol
wrote some and then died of 10000 explosions I wanna watch landscaping videos but instead the tv has a bunch of damnable cops doing cop stuff on it blah
got stuffed with food and then kidnapped dog for dog in lap time
golly this turkey is the tits; I am a genius
made pumpkin bread and cornbread and loaded the dishwasher for the first time this day
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