I shall gouge your eyes from their sockets,
Pull your flesh from your cartilage.
You shall live, but only in agony.
Remember me... the one and only WOOLEN BAT MONKEY.
One thing i find aggravated when talking through phone is when i said i'm somewhere but the person on the other end said i'm not.
Person calling: where you at ?
Me: home
Person: are you at [insert address]
Me: no
Person: you ARE at [insert address]
Me: no
Person: i'm coming to see
Me: K
Do you guys and girls often do extra shift at your work place ? I do, and it isn't fun. The only perk i have is extra coffee. And money, it's always the money.

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