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Am not gonna stop, I'll just get better. For the future, I'm gonna trick shot my stream into the sink bowl. That's a silent projectile. Effectively, am applying a suppressor to my gun barrel. That way, members of my family cannot ambush me so easily, and I will not be shamed by people who immediately revert to authoritarian, fascist statement such as "We have two toilets, why do you use the sink?!"

Listen. I saved water, I saved lives. Maybe a few decades from now, there'd be entire villages in sub Saharan Africa singing songs of praise over how much water I saved. And you know what, all I had to do is unload my fire hose in a kitchen sink.

Keep slaying queen