I accidently let my intrusive thoughts win and asked a biker looking dude if I could stroke his beard, I somehow managed to bullshit my way out of the situation by making a tactical retreat shortly after I realized what I did!
I love to say things in a way that can be easily misunderstood for example I refer to the fact that I spend $150 to $230 a week on bottled water as my severe drinking problem whenever I get the chance.
Lord of Chaos? You have to at least be on the level of a Catdog to possess that title. Even I, The Supreme Muffin, only have the title of 'The Harbinger of Chaos'
Me and my mom have the habit of randomly continuing conversations that ended anywhere between days and years ago without any prior warning and because we do it unconsciously we often get confused when the person we are talking to has no clue what the hell we are talking about!
(❀≽ᆺ≼)˝∩˝ Sleep well~

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