Look man, they weaponize their cuteness.
I met one yesterday, and he?/she? was purring on my feet.
I pet him?/her? and threw a fish to the floor.
And guess what? he/she took it and dip off the road.
How evil.
I met one yesterday, and he?/she? was purring on my feet.
I pet him?/her? and threw a fish to the floor.
And guess what? he/she took it and dip off the road.
How evil.
Also those who did were smitten by the Kitten gods.
Maybe they are too much of a pussy to make the joke--