I have a feeling I am gonna be alive for a very long time it's just a gut feeling so I could die tomorrow for all I know, I mean it doesn't matter either way but I just wanted to say if I live to 120 years old I am changing my middle name cockroach.
Second: 2 Years ago an enemy of mine stole a car to drive to my house and blew up my sisters car which also started the house on fire I saw the idiot do this from my window and my honest reaction was just to laugh because the fool just ruined his life... Anyway after witnessing that I just want back to reading the explosion was loud as hell so I knew my family had already awoke.
I have some stories to tell! First: 4 years ago my house had a massive gas leak that ended up covering half the block and after I figured out what the strange smell was I just shrugged and went back to reading knowing this decision could kill me or at least cause some damage.
I accidentally just lit a fire in my microwave whilst heating up a sandwich unfortunately my chicken sandwich was burned on the plus side though my microwave is fine.
I don't recommend eating dog treats since most of them don't taste very good. Cat food and treats are pretty tasty in my opinion though!
[I am dead serious by the way.]

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