I skimmed that really quickly and somehow read it as you "cleaning the dirt (as in, the one leaf) out of her hair", wherein I was shocked and appalled at your attempt to rid me from this world, but I'm glad to know it was just a misunderstanding
I feel so refreshed. I forget to feed the little ones from time to time since they don't actually require physical food. They subsist off my villainous energies by default.