kidnapped dog for nefarious reasons
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shleepy
(un)fortunately? right now my hair is making me look like a blonde and shaven yanni
had a convo with dad where I said I'd be cool with people cannibalizing my corpse if a. I was about to die anyway, b. they caught me fair and square (and had a fast way to kill me), and c. if they're a decent cook
I'm not letting me someone who burns water have at my corpse and be like "wow she didn't taste good" because that's their lack of skill showing rather than my bod being tough to chew. Get gud
was focusing on my little art project and the dog invaded my lap so I guess I'm doing this now
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ARF RUFF ROOF RUFF ARF BARK GRRRRRAAAAARF BARK BARK ARK BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARRRROOOOO
I'm overcome with hype so I'm hoping my coffee calms me down
godspeed for my radio app trying its damndest to keep me awake because this bed is really persuasive
was working on an art project when dad left the room after putting on a lawn maintenance video like someone would put on the disney channel for their toddlers
I guess it worked cuz I stopped on my art project to stare at the guy mowing grass but still
dog in lap Hell Yeah puppy
back from the festival, now as horizontal as I can physically be
festival is crowded
today's word is hound-able, coined by the honorable Nolff and is defined by the great many things I can do in comparison to the average dog
dog is creeping on me whilst I'm occupied with dinner and won't leave the room despite my shooing
remember to comment on stories that you like. or feel strongly about
food was decent but my grilled corn was the best of the bunch again, I seem to have the magic touch
chilling, grilling and waiting for food to start fooding....lol
moisturized after my shower how luxurious I feel So Smooth
on my second cup of coffee cus I am inflicted by the curse of Sleepy
y'all remember those markers that you blew into so they worked kinda like paint sprayers? -
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